Flat retainers. Real numbers. No spend percentages.
Most agencies win when you spend more. We win when your CAC drops. Every programme is a flat retainer, scoped precisely, so you know exactly what you’re paying for before we start.
Your growth ceiling has a price.
Most businesses just never put a number on it. Move the sliders and we’ll estimate, conservatively, what the ceiling is costing you a year.
Optional: leave at a guess if unsure. Lower rates mean more recoverable upside.
Conservative model: assumes only a fraction of plateaued growth is recoverable. Real engagements typically target more.
A bespoke programme, scoped to outcomes: several disciplines combined under one named team, with no seam-stitching tax. This is the ceiling. Everything below reads from here.
Most brands don’t start here. They start with one channel or one build, prove the return, and climb. The rungs below show the path.
Talk through a bespoke scopeWhat are you trying to do?
Pick a path and we’ll show only what’s relevant. No wall of thirty prices.
Assemble it. Watch it total.
Pick the disciplines you want under one roof. One team, one invoice, one named lead, with no per-agency coordination overhead.
Your programme
The Startup Launch Programme
A showroom-grade website at a Launch rate, and a senior team that treats your first £1,000 like it’s the last you have. Built to grow with you, not to lock you in.
Launch rate is offered alongside a 6-month growth retainer of your choice, or in exchange for case-study rights once results land. Partnership, not charity.
Flip the switches to see your Launch rate. Standard rates shown for reference. The Launch rate appears the moment you qualify.
Launch website
A showroom-grade site at the Launch rate: your foundation.
First retainer
SEO or Social from £1,800–£2,200/mo once the site is live.
Bespoke programme
As you scale, several disciplines under one team.
No spend markup
We never take a percentage of your media spend. The fee is the fee.
Your accounts stay yours
Every account and dashboard is handed back the day we leave.
A named senior lead
One accountable person on your account, not a rotating junior.
Free audit first
Start with a free audit and a conversation, not a contract.
250+ brands scaled across four UK offices.
“They rebuilt our checkout, fixed the conversion tracking we’d been guessing at for two years, and our cost per lead halved by month three.”
Tell us what you’re trying to grow.
No deck, no pitch: a senior team member, a whiteboard, and your numbers.
Final scope is agreed in writing before anything starts. Hulk Marketing Ltd · Company No. 15931335.